Woodwork humour

Posted By on May 19, 2010

You know you’re a woodworker if/when:



1. Your wife’s garden trellises are made out of curly maple, cherry, ash, and walnut.

2. The aforementioned trellises are joined with lap joints and Titebond 3 .

3. You have at least 40 jars of stain with clients names on them, because you never know when a repair will be needed, and the recipe changed.

4. You decide that even with the high gas prices of over $3.25 that a pickup truck would be more economical because you can haul more wood than your car. (saves you on gas running back and forth).

5. You have a debate over the “tool budget” because you have to pay the “power bill budget”…

6. You build a jig to make another jig.

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2 Responses to “Woodwork humour”

  1. Red Raider says:

    I stop by this site everyday and am continually amazed at the incredible craftsmanship displayed by the artisans! It’s really nice to know that there are still people who love to work with wood and can create such gorgeous things from sculptures, furniture to a slide staircase and beyond!

  2. Wilmaryad says:

    For somebody like me, who is always late and hasn’t played enough as a kid, slide-stairs seem the smartest and most fun idea in existence! Truly BRAVO ! :-)

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