Woodwork humour

Posted By on January 1, 2010

i own a routerhammer problem thumbwhen my glue is dry

You know you’re a woodworker if/when:

1. You think sharing a joint means two or more woodworkers doing a glue-up together.

2. You think of Mixed Nuts as using Beechnut, Chestnut, and Walnut all in the same project.

3. You cut a huge gash in your thumb with a chisel and instead of being concerned about the blood spilling from the wound, you’re proud that you honed the chisel to razor-sharp. At least the cut will heal faster!

4. You do the ‘sawdust dance’ on the doormat before stepping into the house ,without being warned by the Lady.

5. You look at a mighty oak and ask, ‘How many tables and chairs could I make from that?

6. You think “logging on” must refer to some forestry activity.

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One Response to “Woodwork humour”

  1. Lauren says:

    Number 1 and 5 are my favorite. Very funny! Happy New Year!

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