Woodwork humour

Posted By on January 8, 2010

You know you’re a woodworker if/when:

by Pat Sherman1. You know the wood species of each of the splinters in your hands.

2. Your feet and back hurt after 10 minutes of browsing in a clothing store, but you can stay on your feet 8 hours at a woodshow before feeling any real discomfort.

3. Your compost is made of vastly more wood shavings than grass clippings, and you have a very large yard.

4. You are checking out what’s on TV, see a program called “Domino” and you think it is a show on woodworking.

5.You suffer a MAJOR panic attack when a fellow woodworker says that the wife said, “Don’t bother getting kindling for the fireplace, I found some in your shop”.

6. You guess a Federal Bureau is probably a style of bedroom furniture. …And would like a set of plans so you can make one too.

7. You suppose the Chairman of the Board must be in charge of the lumber.

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